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[kaminokusaki]

My sister had me take this quiz as soon as I walked through the door. I am a DEP (Dandelion, Echinacea, Peppermint) – tough, protective, and unflappable. I think that’s pretty spot on. My sister is a CDS (Chamomile, Dandelion, Slippery Elm) – easy-going, tough, talkative. If you know my sister, this is definitely true and she wouldn’t be my sister if she wasn’t the first two.

That was an unexpected trip home. My dad decided to take vacation before my sister started the next term and emailed me a bus ticket home. Like I was going to say no. So I spent a lot of time at the nursery with dad, attempting to stalk my sister on her dates (successful three out of five tries), and trying to ignore the occasional tingling in my legs fixing up the garden. My step-mom is pretty handy with herbs, but not the flowers my dad tends to bring home. Of course, I made flower crowns for my sister and her friends for some group date thing. (This was one of the ones in which I wasn’t successful.)

I also taught Sanada’s sister-in-law how to make a few vegetarian meals if only because it’s amusing to hear his brother whine about not getting enough meat in his diet. Sasuke and I fed the koi. It’s amazing how easily he does what you tell him when you threaten to tell on him to his mom if he acts up. Poked at the garden while Sanada’s grandfather played shogi. Neither him nor his opponent seemed particularly bothered when I had the wisteria bloom a bit more. Sanada’s mom was thrilled though. Apparently, it wasn’t blooming as well this year for some reason. All good now though.
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Niou, I brought you back treats. They're on your bed.

And I'm certain now that your brother gets his sappiness from you. My sister showed me the poems he wrote for her. Oh my gods were they cavity-inducing.
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Sanada, your mom gave me new kendogi for you and your grandfather wanted me to remind you that there's a dan exam coming up if you wanted to test for your next level. I told him you'd probably skip it, but he insisted I say something anyway. He really likes the sake saucer you got him while we were in Kanazawa. Sasuke hasn't managed to find or break it yet, so that's something. Also, I'd apologize for your brother's upcoming complaining about vegetarian food, but I'm not really that sorry.
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Dad asked how I was doing since it was almost fall. I thought about lying for a moment, but asked him to make sure the wheelchair was in working order for the next time I came home. As much as I want to think I can convince the Hephaestus cabin to make working power-braces for my legs and not have them hurt me… I’m not entirely sure. He always looks incredibly upset when I tell him to prepare for it, but it’s not his fault. It’s technically my mom’s, but mostly Hades’. He ended up staying mostly quiet that day when we went to the nursery, like I knew he would. It’s almost tempting to try heading into the underworld and finding the Lake of Mnemosyne. That would take away all his worries.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

So it's a good thing I kept myself busy so I didn't burn tiny holes in your plants. And no, I want to spend that extra time with you. It's all in a careful balance, Seiichi.

What. Next thing I know they'll be exchanging rings and getting engaged.

........ I think i need to research more first.

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It is. I'll have to thank Tezuka for keeping you occupied. Whatever will I do when the day comes that you want to spend more time with Tezuka than me?

I already warned your brother that he's waiting until after college graduation for any of that or he'll be dangling from the highest point at Rikkai. He got the message.

Aphrodite cabin then.

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

He is very good at stepping up and keeping me occupied when you're gone. I think he worries about what chaos I'd get up to otherwise and the amount of cleaning up he'd have to do. And I'm sure you'll manage. I'll wait until you have someone else to occupy your time too.

Lovely. I wonder if he feels it's unfair that his own brother can't really defend him against you.

He has expectations. And that's a little scary.

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I was being sarcastic. I'm not all that worried. Besides, I doubt I'll be getting someone else to occupy the gaps you leave any time soon.

Maybe he's hoping my sister will defend him against me.

Then have some right back.

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Well, anyone who has any interests in you will have to face down probably both me and Sanatato and prove himself or herself in battle and that's fairly terrifying isn't it? Maybe I'll get you a cat.

.... He has no faith in his siblings. Rude boy.

... I can't fathom how it's meant to be enjoyable.

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They won't stand a chance. I don't want a cat. Perhaps another plant.

I love you dearly, Niou, but if I were him, I might not either.

Maybe you're not watching the right porn.

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

The one time Sanatato and I will cooperate hahaha.

.... That's horrible. My sister and I are totally reliable and wonderful. I have so much faith in my sister.

To quote Kunimitsu, porn is still fantasised and not realistic and blah blah blah idek. Having something up the ass just seems uncomfortable.

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[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you won't ever have to worry about it.

Not saying you and your sister aren't. Just that I don't think your brother is confident in you standing up to me when I'm mad. Ask your brother how he feels then let me know.

You could always attempt to pleasure yourself before you let the son of Zeus claim one of his apparent birthrights.

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.... You're going to be a lone ranger forever? Tending to your garden?

I'm pretty sure he's ignoring my messages. I think he blocked me for a while after I sent him a whole stream of messages that one time a while ago with one word per message.

...............

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[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Keeps people safer if I do.

I could always message him.

What? It would be kind of bad if he couldn't live up to his dad's potential.

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

See, I thought that it would just encourage you to pick someone that you know 100% can stand up to a combined force of Sanatato and me. Only the toughest for Yukimura Seiichi.

Nah, I'll message your sister. She replies to me. Since you know, they hang out all the time. And he apparently goes over to your place once a week for dinner. And they sit on each other's laps and cuddle and play with each other's hair and hold hands and sneak kisses and oh my god I don't know if I can mentally deal with this idea.

You're finding far too much entertainment out of my pains with Kunimitsu.

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It would be a short list. Tezuka and Sanada's brother. Both of which are thankfully taken.

I'm going to send you an email with all the photos I sneakily took. Prepare yourself.

Only because I find it ridiculous. The idea of it makes you uncomfortable, yet you're willing to try only because it's Tezuka. That just seems off.

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... I don't know if Kunimitsu would be willing to take on both Sanatato and me at the same time. What an interesting idea, I'll have to ask him.

Oh god. I'm prepared, maybe. Probably not.

....... it's not just because it's Kunimitsu. I'm very curious about it all, even if it confuses me and the idea makes me uncomfortable. If I was dating you, I'd be just as willing to try, jsyk.

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[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

I doubt he'd bother. Why go against Big Bro and you if he doesn't have to?

Probably not.

And I wouldn't indulge your curiosity, jsyk.

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Because he's always up for a challenge, it's a rare opportunity and I offer him good rewards for things like indulging my curiousities.

.... You wouldn't? Why not?

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[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

You realize that in the hypothetical you two aren't dating, right?

Because I'm not all that interested in trying myself.

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

I've decided I'm interested enough in the hypothetical situation to ask anyway and see if he'd be willing to try it. You can referee.

Maybe I should try it and tell you what it's like?

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[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

I already know who I'd side with.

That won't change how I feel about it.

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Play nice, Seiichi.

Well okay. But it doesn't change the point I was trying to make. If you were interested and we were dating and I was physically attracted to you as well as being disturbingly fond of you, I'd totally be curious about trying this out. It's not just for Kunimitsu, tyvm.

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[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

I am playing nice.

You are disturbingly fond of me, just in a different way. Nothing says you have to act on the curiosity.

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

What do you think would happen in a very hypothetical Sanatato and Kunimitsu vs you and me?

You find my fondness of you distirbing? Rude.

And I dunno. It seems a bit odd not to act on the curiousity? I mean, I'm curious, Kunimitsu is... curious and enthusiastic when you get him to be blunt and honest and direct about it.... it's not like I'm curious about something involving an unwilling party????

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[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Us.

I was just echoing your choice of words. I'm disturbingly fond of you too.

I never expect you not to act on your curiosity. A bored Niou is about as dangerous as a bored me. I suppose I'm just concerned that you want to do something that sounds uncomfortable to you. That's all.

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

I need more details about our hypothetical victory. How does it come about?

Fair enough. Being fond of people is quite strange.

Maybe I'll chat to Kunimitsu about it. Maybe in his very educational study he's come across some kind of reassurances and idk. I shall keep you updated on the bed activity front.

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[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

For starters, there is mental weakness for both of them. If Sanada hurts you, I'll be angry and he's not willing to go all out against me because he's scared he'll cause me harm. As for Tezuka, he wouldn't hurt you at all and he knows you'd be upset with him if he attempted to harm me. We win because they're mentally weak.

I await your pre-sex text with bated breath.

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Kunimitsu says that he doesn't think his relationship with me or your relationship with Sanatato matters much in a mock battle between the four of us. And he was quite confident in his and Sanatato's victory. Isn't he rude? Also he doesn't believe I can beat him. I'm going to prove him wrong this week, it's my new goal.

So, apparently this thing called the prostate exists and makes sex quite exciting and I'm going to explore this.