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To the person who killed some of my newly-blossomed flowers, I am none too pleased with you right now. ~~I will find you, practice wrapping you up in vines, and hang you upside down from the mess hall.~~

On a lighter note, it's spring! Most of my flowers are starting to bloom. Some a little slower than others, but that's alright. They are newer ones my dad sent me from the nursery, so I haven't quite figured out how to properly manipulate them yet.

Also, I know the ivy looks like it's fun to climb, but please refrain. They don't like it.

~~Where can I find a kid of Hades or Pluto that can draw up iron out of the Earth?~~

(ooc: strikes deleted)

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DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW FRIENDS IN THE BIRDS NEST?

Aren't they eggs, Niou?

Omg you are such a... growth-cycle-ist.

... Would it be really inappropriate if I ate an omelette up on the roof?

Why would I want to stare at eggs?

Not unless the omelette was made of your nest friends.

Because you want to uh... indulge in the sight of new life?????

You know, I still don't know how Apollo appeared to my mum. Maybe he came as a bird to her and she found that attractive. She refuses to tell me details, the terrible woman.

Are they hatching?

Write a bad enough poem and maybe he'll tell you. Then again, have you asked nicely?

SOON. Hopefully. Maybe with you there they will. You can be god-father.

BRIGHT FATHER,
I AM ALWAYS A-WONDERING ABOUT YOUR
RISQUE MEETINGS WITH MY MOTHER,
DID YOU APPEAR TO HER IN AN ANIMAL FORM FOR
SEX????

I grow and manipulate flora, not fauna.

My gods, Niou...

You can make their nest a sweet bower of flowers.

Too high quality?

It's probably fine the way it is.

I'm sure sending that as an Iris message will be well received on Olympus.

It's a bit brown.

HRMM, I like the way you think.

(ooc: also Niou is extremely smug because he thinks he's made Yukimura forget for a bit about his plants <3)

Nests are made of dead tree branches... Can you induce sleep?

If only you wrote it to be played on the lyre.

(ooc: nice try)

And soft downy feathers. I wish I could, camp would be much more exciting.

It's designed for creative lyre solos in place of the multiple question marks.

Not helping, Niou.

I have an idea. Record your poem while playing they lyre then Iris message that to Olympus. It'll be the highlight of their next ~~drunken orgy~~ party.

(ooc: he's getting angry again >>)

I'm really bad at the lyre though, I don't think I could do it justice. Also I might have been banned from playing ever again on account of making people cry last time I tried.

You did say "creative lyre solo." Bad qualifies.

You'll have to get the lyre for me though.

Why? Aren't they all over the Apollo cabin?

I have a mutual agreement. No one touches my fruit stash if I don't touch the musical instruments.

Hmm, okay. I'll get you a lyre if you promise not to eat an omelette on the roof.

Are you opposed to the omelette or the roof?

Omelette. Eat on any roof you wish, Niou. If you choose to eat on my cabin's roof, do not damage the vines or the ivy.

DO YOU READ ALL MY CONVERSATIONS?!

I read everyone's conversations.