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[kaminokusaki]

To the person who killed some of my newly-blossomed flowers, I am none too pleased with you right now. I will find you, practice wrapping you up in vines, and hang you upside down from the mess hall.

On a lighter note, it's spring! Most of my flowers are starting to bloom. Some a little slower than others, but that's alright. They are newer ones my dad sent me from the nursery, so I haven't quite figured out how to properly manipulate them yet.

Also, I know the ivy looks like it's fun to climb, but please refrain. They don't like it.

Where can I find a kid of Hades or Pluto that can draw up iron out of the Earth?

(ooc: strikes deleted)

Comments

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

He has a name. His name is Inui.

I'm sure Sadaharu could make some glue, but the probability of us being stuck together for life would then by maybe 43.5% and that would be dampening on both of our plans.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Inui Robot-Man.

But if it's just for clothes and they're permanently stuck together we could just strip or cut them off ourselves. Easy as pissing in bed.

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

Hmm, better.

I think you underestimate the capabilities of Sadaharu's experiments going wrong.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Would holding hands for the duration be acceptable, then? Or your could give me a piggy-back.

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

Either of those options would be acceptable, I suppose. Though there is a 46.7% chance that I might drop you if we decide the second.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Holding hands it is, then! I shall make sure to wipe mine thoroughly beforehand so they're not sweaty from anticipation and nervousness.

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. I look forward to it.