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[kaminokusaki]

To the person who killed some of my newly-blossomed flowers, I am none too pleased with you right now. I will find you, practice wrapping you up in vines, and hang you upside down from the mess hall.

On a lighter note, it's spring! Most of my flowers are starting to bloom. Some a little slower than others, but that's alright. They are newer ones my dad sent me from the nursery, so I haven't quite figured out how to properly manipulate them yet.

Also, I know the ivy looks like it's fun to climb, but please refrain. They don't like it.

Where can I find a kid of Hades or Pluto that can draw up iron out of the Earth?

(ooc: strikes deleted)

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[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

The plant killing culprit was not me. I say we rope in Renji and we can do the good cop bad cop routine and I'll make the light shine in their eyes while you interrogate them.

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Renji would obviously be the good cop, don't you think? Hmm, no. I think I'd rather use other means to find the culprit. I'd ask my flowers, but I can't bring them back to life. It's a pity.

By the way, your new tag "Yukimura is Jesus"... Isn't that blasphemous?

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Nah, you'd start off the good cop and then switch partway through, to keep them on their toes.

HAHAHAH, SO YOU DID SEE IT. Would you rather "Yukimura is my daddy-o" or something?

(ooc: Niou is feeling guilty because he suspects he did it :'( He tried to help and gave them some extra light at night to help them grow and is worried he killed them. BUT HE DIDN'T.)

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

I think that might be too predictable, especially given how you've outed the strategy to whomever did it.

Yes, I did. Along with your bribe to Sanada. Good luck with that. Keep the original. The other sounds like I'm your pimp or something.

(ooc: Yukimura doesn't think Niou did it. :) but try not to put sunlight on his night-blossoming flowers, plzkthx)

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

I say we meet in private and discuss this more. Mango party in my cabin? I'm keeping them in my bathtub, but shhh

I think Sanada's purposely ignoring me or something. It's kind of heart breaking.

(ooc: lol Niou changed the tag because he thought it sounded better ;-; And he makes no promises... Aannnddd, strikes screened to Yukimura)

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Won't you need those for sharing? Please tell me you are using a different bathtub to bathe in.

I confess, I miss the old tag.

Sanada is just used to what you get up to. I can talk to him if you want.

(ooc: Yukimura asks him nicely)

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

I have plenty left, never you fear, o' judge of mango ripeness. Of course I am! I'm shocked you'd think otherwise, Yukimura. Absolutely shocked. I'd keep them elsewhere, but Yanagi promised he won't follow me into the bathroom because it'd be socially unacceptable and I don't want him finding out where I'm keeping them.

You enjoyed being labelled as one of the cornerstones of a religion?

I am in great need of his skills with a sword.

(ooc: Niou says MAYBE. He's very bad with identifying plants though)

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Good. You can't blame me for making sure.

It suits me better than being your 'daddy-o'.

Then I'll ask.

(ooc: he says please)

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Most excellent. It makes me so warm and fuzzy inside that you care about my hygiene. And whether or not I'm bathing with mangoes... or at all.

(ooc: Niou says Yukimura must put up with him for a day and teach him)

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

If not me, then who?

(ooc: he can)

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

... ... I don't know how I feel when I realise that no one else probably would...

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

It's okay, Niou. You still have me.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Oh Yukimura, you can have all my icky love and my fruits.

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

I'll keep the fruits. I don't know if I can handle an icky kind of love.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Fruits and lots of cuddly love.

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

So the mangos are somewhere in your cabin....good to know.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

Because I delight in watching your reactions. Why else do you think, Niou?

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I think it's because you're perversely interested in my virgin body, but then I get disturbed.

Also the mangoes aren't in my cabin.

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

There was a delayed reaction denial. It's almost certain that they were there and that you've now moved them somewhere. But I should check his cabin anyway, in case he just leaves them there.

...I think you're thinking of someone else, Niou.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Definitely not thinking of anyone else. I feel your sneaky eyes on me.

BRB, OFF TO YUKIMURA'S CABIN.

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

Most people can't see my eyes. It's difficult to describe an object as sneaky. A person, perhaps, but an object?

You're aware that you're leaving your cabin wide open for investigation?

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

That's why I said feel, not see. I can feel them undressing me when I walk past you. And it's difficult, but not impossible.

If you can even find it to get in.

(ooc: lol, Niou hasn't left. He's sitting on the roof of the cabin on the look out for anyone approaching. He was just secretly hoping Yanagi would take the bait and hunt through Yukimura's cabin for the mangoes...)

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

I'm not undressing you with my eyes. Partially because I'm not attracted to you. Partially because it's creepy.

Your siblings can be easily bribed.

[ooc: Try again Niou XD Yanagi knows that Yukimura wouldn't keep the mangoes]

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Just for the record, I'd be okay with it. I undress you with my eyes, sometimes properly. Sometimes I let other people do it too. Don't worry though, I bulk up the muscles and make you look less twiggy.

Now I'm having an image of you bribing Oji hahahhaha.

(ooc: Niou sulks and says it was worth a shot :'( )