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[kaminokusaki]

To the person who killed some of my newly-blossomed flowers, I am none too pleased with you right now. I will find you, practice wrapping you up in vines, and hang you upside down from the mess hall.

On a lighter note, it's spring! Most of my flowers are starting to bloom. Some a little slower than others, but that's alright. They are newer ones my dad sent me from the nursery, so I haven't quite figured out how to properly manipulate them yet.

Also, I know the ivy looks like it's fun to climb, but please refrain. They don't like it.

Where can I find a kid of Hades or Pluto that can draw up iron out of the Earth?

(ooc: strikes deleted)

Comments

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

Because I delight in watching your reactions. Why else do you think, Niou?

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I think it's because you're perversely interested in my virgin body, but then I get disturbed.

Also the mangoes aren't in my cabin.

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

There was a delayed reaction denial. It's almost certain that they were there and that you've now moved them somewhere. But I should check his cabin anyway, in case he just leaves them there.

...I think you're thinking of someone else, Niou.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Definitely not thinking of anyone else. I feel your sneaky eyes on me.

BRB, OFF TO YUKIMURA'S CABIN.

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

Most people can't see my eyes. It's difficult to describe an object as sneaky. A person, perhaps, but an object?

You're aware that you're leaving your cabin wide open for investigation?

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

That's why I said feel, not see. I can feel them undressing me when I walk past you. And it's difficult, but not impossible.

If you can even find it to get in.

(ooc: lol, Niou hasn't left. He's sitting on the roof of the cabin on the look out for anyone approaching. He was just secretly hoping Yanagi would take the bait and hunt through Yukimura's cabin for the mangoes...)

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

I'm not undressing you with my eyes. Partially because I'm not attracted to you. Partially because it's creepy.

Your siblings can be easily bribed.

[ooc: Try again Niou XD Yanagi knows that Yukimura wouldn't keep the mangoes]

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Just for the record, I'd be okay with it. I undress you with my eyes, sometimes properly. Sometimes I let other people do it too. Don't worry though, I bulk up the muscles and make you look less twiggy.

Now I'm having an image of you bribing Oji hahahhaha.

(ooc: Niou sulks and says it was worth a shot :'( )

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

Thank you? I suppose I should feel flattered by this. And my figure is fine the way it is.

It's difficult to get more than a few words from Oji-sensei, let alone bribe him. I meant your other siblings.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

My favourite was when I did it during sword-training that one time and I nearly fell out of the tree laughing because you were there, swinging your sword...s hehehehehehe.

I talk to Oji all the time, I don't know what you're talking about.

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

...your accusations sound vaguely hypocritical now.

The question is, does he speak back? I sure you can talk to anything.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Before you get your panties in a bunch, no one else saw... much. It's very hard when you were moving so much.

I've had thoughtful conversations with birds before, it was marvelous. They sang to me and everything.

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

I think you may need to redefine your definition of stalking....The merits of skipping sword-fighting class altogether just keep increasing every day....

Fascinating. I wouldn't put it past most birds to be more talkative than Oji-sensei.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

I don't like defining things and limiting them. Limitations are boring.

Oji speaks loudly and frequently with the voice of his soul. Maybe if you put earplugs in and deafen yourself, you'll be able to hear.

Ooc: thank you autocorrect for changing oji to Eiji..

[recluse-cicada.livejournal.com]

Limitations can be useful, also. Like in maths. The world makes more sense with limits.

How profound of you, Niou. Perhaps if you used that in your poems, the people around you wouldn't be forced to claw out their ears.

[ooc: Strikes deleted, Renji's irritated about poetry defilation XD]