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[kaminokusaki]

To the person who killed some of my newly-blossomed flowers, I am none too pleased with you right now. I will find you, practice wrapping you up in vines, and hang you upside down from the mess hall.

On a lighter note, it's spring! Most of my flowers are starting to bloom. Some a little slower than others, but that's alright. They are newer ones my dad sent me from the nursery, so I haven't quite figured out how to properly manipulate them yet.

Also, I know the ivy looks like it's fun to climb, but please refrain. They don't like it.

Where can I find a kid of Hades or Pluto that can draw up iron out of the Earth?

(ooc: strikes deleted)

Comments

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

That isn't helping.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

This is when I offer up my body for snuggles.

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Snuggles that you won't be able to feel.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Hrmm, what a tricksy conundrum...

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I could use one of the Hypnos kids right now.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW FRIENDS IN THE BIRDS NEST?

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Aren't they eggs, Niou?

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Omg you are such a... growth-cycle-ist.

... Would it be really inappropriate if I ate an omelette up on the roof?

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Why would I want to stare at eggs?

Not unless the omelette was made of your nest friends.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

Because you want to uh... indulge in the sight of new life?????

You know, I still don't know how Apollo appeared to my mum. Maybe he came as a bird to her and she found that attractive. She refuses to tell me details, the terrible woman.

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Are they hatching?

Write a bad enough poem and maybe he'll tell you. Then again, have you asked nicely?

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

SOON. Hopefully. Maybe with you there they will. You can be god-father.

BRIGHT FATHER,
I AM ALWAYS A-WONDERING ABOUT YOUR
RISQUE MEETINGS WITH MY MOTHER,
DID YOU APPEAR TO HER IN AN ANIMAL FORM FOR
SEX????

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

I grow and manipulate flora, not fauna.

My gods, Niou...

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

You can make their nest a sweet bower of flowers.

Too high quality?

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

It's probably fine the way it is.

I'm sure sending that as an Iris message will be well received on Olympus.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

It's a bit brown.

HRMM, I like the way you think.

(ooc: also Niou is extremely smug because he thinks he's made Yukimura forget for a bit about his plants <3)

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Nests are made of dead tree branches... Can you induce sleep?

If only you wrote it to be played on the lyre.

(ooc: nice try)

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

And soft downy feathers. I wish I could, camp would be much more exciting.

It's designed for creative lyre solos in place of the multiple question marks.

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Not helping, Niou.

I have an idea. Record your poem while playing they lyre then Iris message that to Olympus. It'll be the highlight of their next drunken orgy party.

(ooc: he's getting angry again >>)

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

I'm really bad at the lyre though, I don't think I could do it justice. Also I might have been banned from playing ever again on account of making people cry last time I tried.

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

You did say "creative lyre solo." Bad qualifies.

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

You'll have to get the lyre for me though.

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Why? Aren't they all over the Apollo cabin?

[inappropuri.livejournal.com]

I have a mutual agreement. No one touches my fruit stash if I don't touch the musical instruments.

[kaminokusaki.livejournal.com]

Hmm, okay. I'll get you a lyre if you promise not to eat an omelette on the roof.